we made it back safe and sound from the trip. to everyone who helped us out, whether it was with booking a show, letting us stay at their place, gave us money, showed us a good time, fed us or drove us to a show when our van was fucked: thanks! you guys are amazing, and i hope that someone shows you kindness that has the same impact on you as you did for us…. makes me think people are pretty alright. 
this is a picture of some weird animal skeletons i took at a museum. it wasn’t from tour.
we’re getting back to writing stuff and we’re playing a few shows in our area the next couple months.
thanks again
we have to cancel our flagstaff show unfortunately. the van needs a new fuel pump. our next show will be tomorrow in Albuquerque.
we’re almost out of town for a long time. we’re going to a lot of places with our friends in fat history month.
tour went pretty well i think. this is a tattoo connery has now. It’s the name of an old rap metal band from the early 80’s. (feat. MC pumpkin tits).
These guys did this to me when I was sleeping. I was so pissed when I woke up.
Kyle from The Alamo is the artist of Konnery’s new ink. Thank you Kyle. You are the best.
We’re releasing ‘demonstration’ on tape at a show in cambridge tomorrow courtesy of hidden temple tapes. it’s old stuff that i recorded a long time ago. you can listen to it here.
cover artwork above by eben kling
where we’ve been so far
kris cooked zucchini on this trash can. passerbys wanted in.
connery eating kittens.
eric and connery arguing.
who cares.
things have been going great. here’s a link to a song on the new record. this thing. the first 100 pre-orders are on white vinyl. we’ve already sold more than half of them so get them while they’re white.
